He Who Airconditions
Common compadre taken for granted
Coldness for millions he has implanted
Complaints galore when he malfunctions
Combined so rarely with an injunction
Coincidence or other, he's left outside
Alone in the elements, he still abides
Altogether a chivalrous being
A man alone not due to fleeing
Amiable in nature despite these wrongdoings
Always loyal despite others' wooings
One to be admired, for he doth inspire
Orchestras of parts refusing to tire